A life is life is life spent thin
But not too thin 
But not too thin

If one is binging
And then purging
It’s up to you to be discouraging

Don’t let the haters get you down
Peace love sports
Say it now

If your flatmates
Mock you for
Shredded carrot
Humus galore 
Simply clean the kitchen floor

Men don’t get the hate of she
Never let them sexists be

Pleasure for the soul
Is at the bottom of a salad bowl